The Baywatch Serial killer?

Some dude with a knife on the beach… Violence everywhere. Even in the 90’s. Even pre 9/11 wow! What is this guys deal? He’s pretending to fish on the beach but he’s really on the prowl… Looking for hot babes to assault. The beaches of Santa Monica seem like the worst place to commit these types of crimes if you’re looking to get away with it.

SERGE? SURGE? It sounds like a laundry detergent…

I remember I wanted to get shot. When I was like 10. I used to love Beverly Hills Cop 3… And I remember being under the impression that people just get shot all the time. “One day I’ll get shot”… I mean I still might one day.

Bee Bee is over here dreaming with her head upside down. She’s so fat. She can’t clean her own butthole. She’s precious. I feel bad for her. So I bathe her every few days. Her full name is Butterscotch…

Presenting…

Okay, now the guy who I suspected was a serial killer is rolling up on this beach babe… He’s pulling a Buffalo Bill… Looks like he pretended to fall down these rocks. Okay yeah. He’s attacked her and now he’s talking about gutting the beach babe like a fish.

Do pineapple isopods murder each other? What other bad stuff do they do? Is murder bad?

Adding a music video to each episode was pretty smart… And it’s all just beach bods every time. Who doesn’t wanna see that? Such low hanging fruit… Now there’s such a nostalgia blast…